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SMS Dictionary and SMS Shorthand

By no means is the list below exhaustive. In fact, you probably can find many more SMS Dictionaries out there that highlight the latest SMS shorthand terms. Many of these text messaging sites also include free ringtones to add some personality to your phone.

Here are some of the SMS texts that we have seen:

  • 0 Zero
  • 1 One
  • 10 Ten
  • 10Q Thank You
  • 121 One to one
  • 1337 leet or Elite
  • 1457 Last
  • 1CE once
  • 2 to
  • 26Y4U too sexy for you
  • 2BONO To be or not to be
  • 2DAY today
  • 2MOR tomorrow
  • 2n8 Two and Eight (Right Old State)
  • 2NITE tonight
  • 2U2 To you
  • 3 Three
  • 4 for
  • 4 Four
  • 411 Info
  • 4EVER Forever
  • 4FRNFR Forever and Ever
  • 5 Five
  • 6 Six
  • 7 Seven
  • 7K Sick
  • 8 Eight
  • 86 Out Of or Over or To get rid of
  • 9 Nine
  • :)s Smiles
  • @TEOTD At The End Of The Day
  • A3 Anytime
  • A41A14A All For One And One For All
  • AAAAA American Association Against Acronym Abuse
  • AAF As A Friend
  • AAK Asleep At Keyboard
  • AAMOF As a matter of fact
  • AAMOI As A Matter Of Interest
  • AAR At Any Rate
  • AAR8 At Any Rate
  • AAS Alive And Smiling
  • AATK Always At The Keyboard
  • AAYF As Always
  • AB Ass Backwards
  • ABITHIWT A bird In The Hand Is Worth Two In The Bush
  • ABRS Abbreviations
  • ABT2 About To
  • ACD Alt Control Delete
  • ACE Access Control Entry
  • ACK Acknowledgement
  • ADAD Another Day Another Dollar
  • ADBB All Done Bye Bye
  • ADIH Another Day In Hell
  • ADIP Another Day In Paradise
  • ADN Any day now
  • ADN Any day now
  • ADR Address
  • AEAP As Early As Possible
  • AFAGAY A Friend As Good As You
  • AFAHMASP A Fool And His Money Are Soon Parted
  • AFAIC As far as I'm concerned
  • AFAICS As Far As I Can See
  • AFAICT As far as I can tell
  • AFAIK As Far As I Know
  • AFAIU As Far As I Understand
  • AFAIUI As Far As I Understand It
  • AFAP As Far As Possible
  • AFC Away From Computer
  • AFDN Any Fucking Day Now
  • AFIAA As Far As I Am Aware
  • AFINIAFI A Friend In Need Is A Friend Indeed
  • AFK Away From Keyboard
  • AFU All fucked up
  • AFZ Acronym free zone
  • AGKWE And God Knows What Else
  • AIAMU And I'm a monkey's uncle
  • AIH As It Happens
  • AIMB As I Mentioned Before
  • AIMP Always In My Prayers
  • AISE As I Said Earlier
  • AISI As I see it
  • AKA Also Known As
  • ALAP As Late As Possible
  • ALOL Actually Laughing Out Loud
  • ALTG Act Locally
  • AMAP As Many As Possible
  • AMBW All my best wishes
  • AMF Adios
  • AML All My Love
  • ANFAWFOW And now for a word from our web sponsor
  • ANFSCD And Now For Something Completely Different
  • AOAS All of a sudden
  • AOB Abuse Of Bandwidth
  • AOL Army of lamers
  • AP Apple pie
  • ASAFP As Soon As Friggin Possible
  • ASAP As Soon As Possible
  • ASL Age
  • ASLMH Age/Sex/Location/Music/Hobbies?
  • ATK At The Keyboard
  • ATM At The Moment
  • ATST At the same time
  • ATW All the Web or Around the Web
  • AWGTHTGT Are we going to have to go through this again?
  • AWOL Absent Without Leave
  • AYK As You Know
  • AYSOS Are You Stupid Or Something?
  • AYTMTB And you're telling me this because?
  • B be
  • B4 Before
  • B4N Bye For Now
  • B4U Before You
  • B4YKI Before You Know It
  • BAG Bursting A Gut
  • BAK Back At Keyboard
  • BAU Business As Usual
  • BB Bathroom break
  • BB4N Bye-Bye for Now
  • BBBG Bye Bye Be Good
  • BBFBBM Body by Fisher
  • BBFN Bye-Bye for Now
  • BBIAB Be back in a bit
  • BBIAF Be back in a few
  • BBIAS Be Back In A Sec
  • BBIAW Be Back In A While
  • BBL Be Back Later
  • BBN Bye
  • BBS Be Back Soon
  • BBSD Be Back Soon Darling
  • BBSL Be Back Sooner or Later
  • BBT Be Back Tomorrow
  • BC Because
  • BCBS Big company
  • BCNU be seeing you
  • BCOZ Because
  • BD Big Deal
  • BDC Big dumb company or Big dot com
  • BDN Big damn number
  • BEOS Nudge
  • BF Boyfriend
  • BFD Big fucking deal
  • BFF Best Friends Forever
  • BFN Bye For Now
  • BG Big grin
  • BHOF Bald headed old fart
  • BIF Basis in fact or before I forget
  • BIOYN Blow it Out Your Nose
  • BITD Back in the day
  • BITMT But in the meantime
  • BKA Better Known As
  • BM Byte me
  • BMOTA Byte me on the ass
  • BMW Be My Wife
  • BNF Big name fan
  • BO buzz off
  • BOHICA Bend over
  • BOT Back on topic
  • BR Bathroom
  • BRB Be Right Back
  • BRT Be Right There
  • BS Big Smile
  • BSF But Seriously
  • BT Byte This
  • BTA But then again or Before the attacks
  • BTDT been there done that
  • BTDTGTS Been There
  • BTHOOM Beats The Heck Out Of Me
  • BTOBS Be there or be square
  • BTSOOM Beats the shit out of me
  • BTW By The Way
  • BTWBO Be there with bells on
  • bugly Butt Ugly
  • BW Best Wishes
  • BWDIK But what do I know?
  • BWO Black
  • BYKT But you Knew That
  • BYORL Bring your own rocket launcher
  • C see
  • C4N Ciao for now
  • CB Chat brat
  • CFD Call for discussion
  • CFV Call for vote
  • CIAO Goodbye (in Italian)
  • CID consider it done
  • CIS CompuServe Information Service
  • CMF Count my fingers
  • CNP Continued in my next post
  • COB Close Of Business
  • CofS Church of Scientology
  • COZ because
  • CP Sleepy
  • CP Cross post
  • CRAFT Can't remember a fucking thing
  • CRAP Cheap
  • CT City
  • CTC Choking the chicken
  • CTN Can't Talk Now
  • CU See You
  • CUL See You Later
  • CUL8ER See You Later
  • CUL8R See You Later
  • CUL8TR See you later
  • CUNS See You In School!
  • CUZ Because
  • CWOT Complete Waste Of Time
  • CWYL Chat with you later
  • CY Calm Yourself
  • CYA See Ya
  • CYL See You Later
  • CYT See You Tomorrow
  • DA the
  • DAMIFINO Damn
  • DARFC Ducking And Running For Cover
  • DBAU Doing business as usual
  • DD Due diligence
  • DDD Direct distance dial
  • DF Dear Friend
  • DH Dear Hubby or Husband
  • DIKU Do I Know You
  • DILLIGAD Do I look like I give a damn?
  • DILLIGAF Do I look like I give a fuck?
  • DILLIGAS Do I look like I give a shit?
  • DINK Double Income No Kids
  • DIY Do it yourself
  • DL Download
  • DNC Does Not Compute
  • DND Do Not Disturb
  • DUST Did You See That?
  • DWL Dying with laughter
  • DWYM Does what you mean
  • DXNRY Dictionary
  • DYLM do you like me
  • DYOFDW Do Your Own Fucking Dirty Work
  • DYSTSOTT Did you see the size of that thing?
  • E123 Easy as One
  • EAK Eating at Keyboard
  • EG Evil grin
  • EL Evil Laugh
  • EM Excuse Me?
  • EMFJI Excuse me for jumping in
  • EOD End of discussion
  • EOM End of message
  • EOT End of transmission
  • ESO Equipment smarter than operator
  • EULA End-User License Agreement
  • EWI E-mailing while intoxicated
  • EZ easy
  • F2F Flesh to flesh or Face to face
  • F2T free to talk
  • FAB Features
  • FAI Frequently argued issue
  • FAQ Frequently Asked Questions
  • FAQL Frequently Asked Questions List
  • FAWC For Anyone Who Cares
  • FBKS Failure between keyboard and seat
  • FBOW For better or worse
  • FBUGLY Fucking Butt Ugly
  • FC Fingers Crossed
  • FE Fatal error
  • FF Friends Forever
  • FFPN Fresh fields and pastures new
  • FISH First in
  • FITB Fill in the Blanks
  • FO fuck off
  • FOAD Fuck Off And Die
  • FOAF Friend of a friend
  • FOC Free of Charge
  • FOCL Falling off chair laughing
  • FOFL Falling on Floor Laughing
  • FOTFLOL falling on the floor
  • FRED fucking ridiculous electronic device
  • FRM from
  • FSCK File System Check
  • FTASB Faster than a speeding bullet
  • FTBSITTTD Fuck The Bull Shit It's Time To Throw Down
  • FTFTFWMF Fuck Them
  • FTITM First Thing In The Morning
  • FTL Faster than light
  • FTMFW For The Mother Fucking Win
  • FTMFWB For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches
  • FTTB For the time being
  • FTTYYGTS Fart That Tells You You Got To Shit
  • FTW For The Win
  • FUBAB fucked up beyond all belief
  • FUBAR fucked up beyond all reason / recognition / repair
  • FUBB Fucked Up Beyond Belief
  • FUBIO Fuck You Buddy I'm Out
  • FUD Fear
  • FWD Forward
  • FWIW For What It's Worth
  • FYA For your amusement
  • FYI For Your Information
  • FYIFV fuck you
  • FYIV fuck you
  • FYM For your misinformation
  • FYYSOS Fuck you
  • G Grin
  • G2G Got to Go
  • G9 Genius
  • GA Go ahead
  • GAL Get A Life
  • GALGAL Give A Little Get A Little
  • GBH Great Big Hug
  • GBTW Get back to work
  • GDR Grinning
  • GF Girlfirend
  • GFC Going for coffee
  • GFETE Grinning from ear to ear
  • GFN Gone for now
  • GG Good Game
  • GGN Gotta Go Now
  • GHP Good hand partner (for online card games)
  • GIGO Garbage in
  • GJIAGDVYCN Go jump in a god damn volcano
  • GL Good luck
  • GLLA Great lovers love alike
  • GLYASDI God loves you and so do I
  • GMBO Giggling my butt off
  • GMTA Great Minds Think Alike
  • GMTFT Great minds think for themselves
  • GNBLFY Got nothing but love for you
  • GR8 Great!
  • GRD Grinning
  • GRMBL Grumble
  • GRRRR Growling
  • GSOAS Go sit on a snake
  • GSOH Good Sense Of Humour (or Good Salary
  • GTG got to go
  • GTGB Got to go
  • GTGP Got to go pee
  • GTH Go To Hell
  • GTSY Glad to see ya
  • GYPO Get your pants off
  • H8 hate
  • HAB Hot Asian babe
  • HACK To use something not in its intended manner.
  • HAGD Have a Great Day
  • HAGN Have a good night
  • HAGO Have a good one
  • HAK Hugs and kisses
  • HAND have a nice day
  • HB Hurry back
  • hbtu Happy Birthday To You
  • HD Hold
  • HF Hello
  • HH Hold Hands
  • HHIS Hanging head in shame
  • HHO12K Ha ha
  • HHOJ Ha-Ha
  • HHOK Ha ha
  • HHOS Ha-Ha
  • HHTYAY Happy Holidays To You And Yours
  • HIH Hope It Helps
  • HIOOC Help! I'm out of coffee
  • HOAS Hold On A Sec
  • HOHA Hollywood hacker
  • HOT4U hot for you
  • HTH Hope this helps
  • HUA Heads up ace
  • HUD How You Doing?
  • HUGZ Hugs
  • HUYA Head up your ass
  • HW Homework
  • I 1DR I Wonder
  • IAC In any case
  • IAE In any event
  • IAITS It's all in the subject
  • IANAC I am not a crook
  • IANAE I Am Not an Expert
  • IANAL I am not a lawyer
  • IAT I Am Tired
  • IAYL In A While
  • IBRB I Will Be Right Back
  • IBT In between technology
  • IBTD I beg to differ
  • IC I See
  • ICBW I Could Be Wrong
  • ICQ I Seek you
  • ID10T Idiot
  • IDC I Don't Care
  • IDK I Don't Know
  • IDL Ideal
  • IDM It Does Not Matter
  • IEF It's esther's fault
  • IFAB I found a bug
  • IFU I fucked up
  • IGGP I gotta go pee
  • IGTP I Get The Point
  • IHAIM I Have Another Instant Message
  • IHNO I Have No Opinion
  • IHTFP I Have Truly Found Paradise
  • IHTFP I Hate This Fucking Place
  • IIIO Intel inside
  • IIMAD If it makes any difference
  • IIR If I Remember or If I Recall
  • IIRC If I remember correctly
  • IIWM If it were me
  • ILICISCOMK I laughed
  • ILU I Love You
  • ILY I love you
  • IM Instant messaging
  • IMCO In my considered opinion
  • IMHO In My Honest/Humble Opinion
  • IMNSHO in my not so humble opinion
  • IMO In My Opinion
  • IMOW In My Own Words
  • IMPE In my previous/personal experience
  • IMS I Am Sorry
  • IMVHO In my very humble opinion
  • INMP It's not my problem
  • INPO In no particular order
  • IOH I'm outta here
  • IOTTMCO Intuitively obvious to the most casual observer
  • IOU I owe you
  • IOW In Other Words
  • IPN I'm posting naked
  • IRC Internet Relay Chat
  • IRL In Real Life
  • ISS I said so
  • ISTM It Seems to Me
  • ISTR I Seem To Remember
  • ISWYM I See What You Mean
  • ITM In the money
  • IUM If You Must
  • IUSS If you say so
  • IYKWIM If you know what i mean
  • IYKWIMAI If You Know What I Mean And I Think You Do
  • IYO In your opinion
  • IYQ I like you
  • IYSS If you say so
  • IYSWIM If you see what I mean
  • JAD Just Another day
  • JAFO Just another fucking onlooker
  • JAM Just A Minute
  • JAS Just a second
  • JC Just checking
  • JIC Just in case
  • JK Just kidding
  • JM2C Just My 2 Cents
  • JOO You
  • JOOTT Just one of those things
  • JPYL Just pulling your leg
  • JT Just Teasing
  • JW Just wondering (Wondered)
  • JYYC Just yanking your chain
  • K okay
  • KBD Keyboard
  • KEWL Cool
  • KFY Kiss for you
  • KHUF Know How You Feel
  • KIR Keep It Real
  • KISS Keep It Simple
  • KIT Keep in touch
  • KMA Kiss my ass
  • KMRIA Kiss my royal Irish arse
  • KOK Knock
  • KOTC Kiss on the cheek
  • KOTL Kiss on the lips
  • KWIM Know what i mean
  • KYPO Keep your pants on
  • l33t Elite (also 1337 - A method of writing using numbers instead of letters)
  • L8 late
  • L8ER later
  • L8R Later
  • L8RS Laters
  • L8TR Later
  • LAGNAF Let's all get naked and fuck!
  • LAQ Lame ass quote
  • LD Long distance
  • LDR Long Distance Relationship
  • LDTTWA Let's do the time warp again
  • LIFO Last in
  • LLTA Lots and lots of thunderous applause
  • LMAO Laugh My Ass Off
  • LMFAO Laughing My Fucking Ass Off
  • LMIRL Let's meet in real life
  • LMK Let me know
  • Lndn London
  • LOL Lots Of Love
  • LOL Laugh Out Loud
  • LOLA Laugh Out Loud Again
  • LOLERSKATES #NAME?
  • LOLLERSKATES Laugh Out Loud Skates - Hilarity on wheels; Funny plus skates
  • LOOL Laughing Outragously Out Loud
  • LOPSOD Long on promises
  • LQTM Laughing Quietly To Myself
  • LRF Little rubber feet
  • LTNS Long Time No See
  • LTNT Long time
  • LTR Long term relationship
  • LULAB Love you like a brother
  • LULAS Love you like a sister
  • LV love
  • LWR Launch When Ready
  • LYL Love ya lots
  • LYLAB Love You Like a Brother
  • LYLAS Love you like a sister
  • M8 Mate
  • M8 or M8 Mate or Mates
  • MFD Multi-Function Device
  • MfG Mit freundlichen Gruessen
  • MHBFY My Heart Bleeds For You
  • MIHAP May I Have Your Attention Please
  • MKOP My Kind Of Place
  • MM Market Maker
  • MMFU my mate fancies you
  • MMHA2U My Most Humble Apologies To You
  • MMS Multimedia Messaging System
  • mo Moment
  • mofo Mother Fucker
  • MOMPL One Moment Please
  • MOO Mud
  • MOOS Member Of The Opposite Sex
  • MorF Male or Female?
  • MOSS Member Of The Same Sex
  • MOTAS Member Of The Appropriate Sex
  • MOTD Message Of The Day
  • MOTSS Members Of The Same Sex
  • MSG Message
  • MTBF Mean Time Between Failure
  • MTE My Thoughts Exactly
  • MTFBWU may the force be with you
  • MTFBWY May The Force Be With You
  • MUBAR Messed up Beyond All Recognition
  • MWBRL More Will Be Revealed Later
  • MYOB Mind your own Business
  • N00B Noobie (New Person)
  • N1 Nice One
  • N2M Not To Mention
  • NA Not applicable or Not affiliated
  • NAK Nursing at keyboard
  • NALOPKT Not A Lot of People Know That
  • NAP Not a problem
  • NAZ Name
  • NBD No big deal
  • NBIF No basis in fact
  • NC No comment
  • NCG New college graduate
  • NE any
  • NE1 Anyone
  • NE1 anyone
  • NE1 ER Anyone Here?
  • NETHNG anything
  • NF Nucking Futs (Fucking Nuts)
  • NFC No fucking clue
  • NFI No fucking idea
  • NFW No fucking way
  • NG New gme
  • NH Nice Hand (Used in Poker)
  • NIFOC Nude in front of the computer
  • NIM No internal message
  • NIMBY Not in my back yard
  • NIMQ Not in my queue
  • NINJA No Income
  • NM NeverMind
  • NMP Not my problem
  • NO1 no one
  • NOOB New Person - Noobie (often derogatory; Your such a noob!)
  • NOYB None of your business
  • NP no problem
  • NQOCD Not quite our class
  • NRG Energy
  • NRN No Reply Necessary
  • NSFW Not Safe For Work
  • NT No text
  • NTK Nice To Know
  • NTYMI Now That You Mention It
  • NUFF Enough Said
  • NVM Nevermind
  • NW No Way!
  • NYCFS New York City finger salute
  • OAUS On an unrelated subject
  • OBTW Oh
  • OEM Original equipment manufacturer
  • OIC Oh I See
  • OK All Correct
  • OLL Online love
  • OMDB Over My Dead Body
  • OMFG Oh my fucking God
  • OMG Oh My God
  • OMIK Open mouth
  • ONNA Oh no
  • ONNTA Oh No
  • OOC Out of character
  • OOF Out Of Facility
  • OOI Out Of Interest
  • OOO Out of office
  • OOTB Out of the box or Out of the blue
  • OOTC Obligatory on topic comment
  • OS Operating system
  • OT Off topic
  • OTOH On the other hand
  • OTP On the Phone
  • OTT Over The Top
  • OTTOMH Off the Top of my Head
  • OUSU Oh
  • OWTTE Or words to that effect
  • OZ Australia
  • PANS Pretty awesome new stuff
  • PAW parents are watching
  • PCM Please call me
  • PD Public Domain
  • PDOMA Pulled directly out of my ass
  • PDQ Pretty Darn Quick
  • PEBCAK Problem exists between chair and keyboard
  • PIMP Peeing in my pants
  • PITA Pain In The Arse
  • PLS please
  • PM Personal Message
  • PMFJI Pardon me for jumping in
  • PMIGBOM Put Mind In Gear Before Opening Mouth
  • PMJI Pardon My Jumping In
  • PML Piss Myself Laughing
  • PMP Peeing my pants
  • PMPF Piss My Pants Funny
  • PO Piss off
  • POETS Piss on everyone
  • PONA Person of no account
  • POOF Good-bye
  • POS Parent over shoulder
  • POV Point of view
  • PPL People
  • PRT Party
  • PRW Parents Are Watching
  • PS Post Script
  • PTB Please Text Back
  • PU That Stinks
  • pwnage Ownage - The act of pwning
  • pwned Owned - Much better; He got pwned by the better player)
  • PZA Pizza
  • QL Quit Laughing!
  • QS Quit Scrolling
  • QT Cutie
  • R are
  • RAT Remotely activated trojan
  • RBAY Right Back At Ya
  • RBTL Read between the lines
  • RD Research and development
  • RE Regards or Hello Again
  • REHI Hello again or Re-hi
  • RFD Request For Discussion
  • RFR Really fucking rich
  • RFS Really fucking soon
  • RKBA Right to keep and bear arms
  • RL Real life
  • RLF Real life friend
  • RLR Earlier
  • RMLB Read my lips baby
  • RMMM Read my mail man!
  • RN Right now!
  • ROFL Rolling On The Floor Laughing
  • ROFLCOPTER Roll On Floor Laughing Copter (It's funny and it flies)
  • ROFLMAO Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off
  • ROFLOL Roll On Floor Lauging Out Loud
  • ROTFL Rolling on the floor laughing
  • ROTFLMAO Roll On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off
  • ROTFLOL Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
  • ROTM Right on the money
  • RPG Role playing games
  • RR Rest and relaxation
  • RSN Real soon now
  • RTBS Reason to be single
  • RTDox Read the documentations
  • RTFAQ Read the FAQ File
  • RTFI read the fucking instructions
  • RTFM Read the Fucking Manual
  • RTFM read the fucking manual
  • RTK Return to keyboard
  • RTM Read the manual
  • RU are you
  • RUMORF Are You Male Or Female
  • RUOK are you okay
  • RUUP4IT Are You Up For It
  • RX Regards
  • RYO Roll your own
  • S2R Send To Receive
  • S4L Spam For Life
  • SBIA Stands Back In Amazement
  • SBTA Sorry
  • SCNR Sorry
  • SED Said Enough Darling
  • SETE Smiling Ear to Ear
  • SF Surfer Friendly or Science Fiction
  • SFAIAA So Far As I Am Aware
  • SFETE Smiling From Ear To Ear
  • sfw Safe For Work
  • SG4IT Search Google For It
  • SH Shit Happens
  • SITCOMs Single Income
  • SITD Still In The Dark
  • SK8 Skate
  • SLIRK Smart Little Rich Kid
  • SMAIM Send Me An Instant Message
  • SME Subject Matter Expert
  • SMEM Send Me E-Mail
  • SMPF Shit My Pants Funny
  • SMS Short Message Service
  • SNAFU Situation Normal
  • SNAG Sensitive New Age Guy
  • SNERT Snotty Nosed Egotistical Rotten Teenager
  • SO Significant Other
  • SOHF Sense Of Humor Failure
  • SOL Shit Out of Luck
  • SOP Standard Operating Procedure
  • SorG Straight or Gay?
  • SOZ sorry
  • SRO Standing Room Only
  • SSDD Same Shit Different Day
  • SSEWBA Someday Soon
  • STATS Your sex and age
  • STFU Shut The Fuck Up!
  • STM Spank The Monkey
  • STR8 Straight
  • STYS Speak To You Soon
  • SUM1 someone
  • SUYF Shut Up You Fool
  • SWAG Scientific Wild Ass Guess
  • SWAK Sent (or Sealed) With A Kiss
  • SWALK Sent with a loving Kiss
  • SWDYT So What Do You Think?
  • SWG Scientific Wild Guess
  • SWTDRMZ Sweet Dreams
  • SYS See You Soon
  • T+ Think positive
  • TAFN That's all for now
  • TAH Take a hike
  • TARFU Things are really fucked up
  • TAS Taking A Shower
  • TB Text Back
  • TBA To be advised
  • TBC To be continued
  • tbh To Be Honest
  • TCB The Trouble Came Back!
  • TDM Too Darn Many
  • TDTM Talk dirty to me
  • TEOTWAWK The end of the world as we know it
  • TFDS That is For Darn Sure
  • TFH Thread from hell
  • TFN Thanks for nothing or Till further notice
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  • TGIF Thank God it Is Friday
  • THANQ thank you
  • THNX 1 Thanks a million
  • THX Thank You
  • THX or T Thanks
  • THX
  • THX40 Thanks For Nothing
  • TIA Thanks in advance
  • TIAIL Think I am in love
  • TIC Tongue in cheek
  • TLA Three letter acronym
  • TLGO The list goes on
  • TLK2UL Talk to You Later
  • TM Trust me
  • TMA Too many acronyms
  • TMB Text Me Back
  • TMFA Too many fucking acronyms
  • TMI Too much information
  • TMIY Take me Im yours
  • TMK To my knowledge
  • TMTOWTDI There's more than one way to do it
  • TNA Temporarily not available
  • TNC Tongue In Cheek
  • TNTLLAC Try Not To Look Like A Cock
  • TNX Thanks
  • TOM Tomorrow
  • TOS Terms of service
  • TOT Tons of Time
  • TP Team Player
  • TPC The phone company
  • TPTB The powers that be
  • TSR Totally stuck in ram
  • TSWC Tell someone who cares
  • TTBOMK To the best of my knowledge
  • TTFN Ta-Ta For Now!
  • TTG Time to Go
  • TTS Text to Speech
  • TTT That's the ticket or to the top
  • TTTT To Tell The Truth
  • TTUL Talk to You Later
  • TTWIG That's the way it goes
  • TTYL Talk To You Later
  • TTYL8R Talk to you later
  • TVN Thank You Very Much
  • TW Team Work
  • TWIMC To whom it may concern
  • TWT Twat!
  • TXS Thanks
  • TXT BAC text back
  • TY Thank you
  • TYVM thank you very much
  • U You
  • U2 You Too
  • U4E Yours For Ever
  • UI! You Idiot!
  • UL You Will?
  • unPC unPolitically correct
  • UR your
  • UR You Are?
  • URAQT you are a cutie
  • URAS you are a star
  • URT1 Your are the one
  • URW You are welcome
  • URWS You Are Wise
  • URYY4M You are too wise for me
  • VBG Very Big Grin
  • VBS Very Big Smile
  • VC Venture capital
  • VEG Very Evil Grin
  • VFM Value for money
  • VM Voice mail
  • VRBS Virtual reality bullshit
  • VSF Very Sad Face
  • W with
  • W8 Wait...
  • WAD Without A Doubt
  • WAG Wild Ass Guess
  • WAI What an idiot
  • WAMBAM Web application meets brick and mortar
  • WAN2 want to
  • WB Welcome Back
  • WBS Write Back Soon
  • WC Who Cares?
  • WCA Who cares anyway
  • WDYS What did you say?
  • WDYT What do you think?
  • WE whatever
  • we Weekend
  • WEG Wicked evil grin
  • WF Way Fun
  • WFM Works for me
  • WG Wicked grin
  • WGAFF Who gives a flying fuck
  • WIIFM What's in it for me?
  • WIIWD What it is we do
  • WISP Winning Is So Pleasureable
  • WIT Wordsmith in training
  • WITFITS What in the fuck is this shit
  • WKND weekend
  • WLUMRyMe Will you marry Me?
  • WNOHGB Were No One Has Gone Before
  • WO without
  • WOG Wise old guy
  • WOMBAT Waste of money
  • wrk Work
  • WRT With regard to
  • WT Without Thinking
  • WT What?
  • WTB Want to buy
  • WTF What The Fuck
  • WTFRU Who the fuck are you?
  • WTFWT What the fuck was that?
  • WTG Way To Go!
  • WTGP Want to go private?
  • WTH What The Hell
  • WTMI Way too much information
  • WTTM Without Thinking To Much
  • WU What is Up
  • WUD what you doing
  • WUF Where Are You From?
  • WUWH Wish you were here
  • WWDWIIWD When we do what it is we do
  • WWY Where Were You?
  • WYCM Will You Call Me?
  • WYGOWM will you go out with me
  • WYP What's your problem?
  • WYRN What's your real name?
  • WYS Whatever you say
  • WYSITWIR What you see is totally worthless in real life
  • WYSIWYG What you see is what you get
  • WYSLPG What you see looks pretty good
  • WYT Whatever you think
  • WYWH Wish You Were Here
  • XI10 Exciting
  • XLNT excellent
  • XME Excuuuuse Me
  • XOXO Hugs and Kisses
  • Y why
  • YA Yet another
  • YA yaya Yet Another Ya-Ya (as in yo-yo)
  • YABA Yet another bloody acronym
  • YACC Yet another calendar company
  • YAFIYGI You asked for it
  • YBS You?ll be Sorry
  • YCT Your Comment To
  • YGIAGAM Your guess is as good as mine
  • YGWYPF You get what you pay for
  • YHM You have mail
  • YIC Yours in Christ
  • YKW You Know What?
  • YM Young man
  • YMMV Your mileage may vary
  • YNK You never know
  • YR Why Are
  • YSYD Yeah
  • YTTT You telling the truth?
  • YW You are Welcome
  • YYSSW yeah yeah sure sure whatever
  • ZOMG Oh My God (Sarcastic variant)
  • ZZZ Sleeping
  • NTHING Anything

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